1 00:00:00,833 --> 00:00:02,583 OH, LOOK, YOU'RE BACK FOR MORE ME. 2 00:00:02,583 --> 00:00:05,713 I UNDERSTAND. WHO WOULDN'T WANT MORE ME? 3 00:00:05,708 --> 00:00:07,078 INCLUDING ME. 4 00:00:07,083 --> 00:00:10,583 SO, LET'S HEAR THE ME MUSIC. 5 00:00:12,625 --> 00:00:14,625 ♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO THE THRONE ♪ 6 00:00:14,625 --> 00:00:16,455 ♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY TO SUCCESS ♪ 7 00:00:16,458 --> 00:00:17,878 ♪ BUT HE HAS TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪ 8 00:00:17,875 --> 00:00:20,245 ♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE THAT TEST ♪ 9 00:00:20,250 --> 00:00:21,580 ♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪ 10 00:00:21,583 --> 00:00:22,883 ♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪ 11 00:00:22,875 --> 00:00:25,995 YOU KNOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT ME. ♪ AHH ♪ 12 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,130 EXACTLY! 13 00:00:27,125 --> 00:00:28,075 LET'S GO! 14 00:00:28,083 --> 00:00:29,293 ♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪ 15 00:00:29,291 --> 00:00:30,751 ♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪ 16 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:32,080 ♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪ 17 00:00:32,083 --> 00:00:33,463 ♪ HIS ABCs ♪ 18 00:00:33,458 --> 00:00:34,708 ♪ DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM ♪ 19 00:00:34,708 --> 00:00:36,498 ♪ TO TOP HIM ♪ TO DESTROY HIM, 20 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:37,880 RIGHT? UHH... 21 00:00:37,875 --> 00:00:39,325 K-U-Z-C-O! 22 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:41,083 KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO! 23 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:42,133 ♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪ 24 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,705 ♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM AND THE LOOKS ♪ 25 00:00:43,708 --> 00:00:45,708 ♪ AND A HOTTIE THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪ 26 00:00:45,708 --> 00:00:47,378 ♪ READ THAT THING CALLED BOOK ♪ 27 00:00:47,375 --> 00:00:48,325 ♪ LET'S GO ♪ 28 00:00:48,333 --> 00:00:50,503 ♪ HE'S GOING TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪ 29 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:51,460 ♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪ 30 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:53,878 ♪ GOT TO FULFILL HIS DESTINY ♪ 31 00:00:53,875 --> 00:00:55,825 ♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL, IT'S ROYAL ♪ 32 00:00:55,833 --> 00:00:57,753 ♪ THEY'LL HELP AGAINST THE FOIL ♪ 33 00:00:57,750 --> 00:01:00,710 FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT ME. 34 00:01:00,708 --> 00:01:03,288 HEH HEH! SPELL MY NAME AGAIN! 35 00:01:03,291 --> 00:01:04,461 K-U-Z-C-O! 36 00:01:04,458 --> 00:01:06,458 KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO! 37 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,000 FOR SHOW AND TELL, I'VE BROUGHT MY ROPE BALL, 38 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,330 HERBIE THE ROPE BALL. 39 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:17,883 I FIND ROPE, COLLECT ROPE, 40 00:01:17,875 --> 00:01:19,875 AND ADD IT TO HERBIE THE ROPE BALL. 41 00:01:19,875 --> 00:01:21,325 IT RELAXES ME. 42 00:01:21,333 --> 00:01:24,003 BY THE WAY, HIS NAME ISN'T REALLY HERBIE THE ROPE BALL. 43 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,710 I MADE THAT UP TO SPICE UP 44 00:01:25,708 --> 00:01:27,328 THE SHOW AND TELL A LITTLE. 45 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:29,963 I'M KRONK. THANK YOU. 46 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:32,128 HOLA. SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 47 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:35,625 JUST WANTED TO KNOW, WHY ARE WE WATCHING THIS? 48 00:01:35,625 --> 00:01:36,995 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. 49 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:41,000 SO, LET'S GET TO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE KUZCOCENTRIC, 50 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,000 SHALL WE? 51 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,080 HERBIE THE ROPE BALL... WHATEVER. 52 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:46,883 HEY, EVERYBODY. THERE'S A NEW KID. 53 00:01:46,875 --> 00:01:47,875 NOW WAY. 54 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,955 WHO IS HE? 55 00:01:49,958 --> 00:01:52,708 [FANFARE] 56 00:01:52,708 --> 00:01:55,328 ALL HAIL THE RULER AND SUPREME SOVEREIGN 57 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:58,883 OF THE FARAWAY KINGDOM OF THE SEVEN HILLS, 58 00:01:58,875 --> 00:02:00,825 EMPEROR OZKER. 59 00:02:00,833 --> 00:02:01,713 HIT IT. 60 00:02:01,708 --> 00:02:03,998 ♪ NEW KID IN THE SCHOOL ROOM ♪ 61 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,460 ♪ COOL DUDE IN THE COOL ROOM ♪ 62 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:10,708 ♪ STYLING IN THE COOLEST, NEWEST CLOTHES ♪ 63 00:02:10,708 --> 00:02:12,288 ♪ OZKER ♪ 64 00:02:12,291 --> 00:02:14,081 ♪ A BRAND-NEW STUDENT ♪ 65 00:02:14,083 --> 00:02:14,963 HOTTIE. 66 00:02:14,958 --> 00:02:16,458 ♪ HE WILL STEAL YOUR HOTTIE ♪ 67 00:02:16,458 --> 00:02:20,878 ♪ HOLA TO THE NEW STAR OF THE SHOW ♪ 68 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:21,955 ♪ OZKER ♪ 69 00:02:21,958 --> 00:02:23,878 ♪ WHO'S THAT KID? ♪ 70 00:02:23,875 --> 00:02:24,705 ♪ IT'S OZKER ♪ 71 00:02:24,708 --> 00:02:26,458 ♪ WHAT'S THAT NAME? ♪ 72 00:02:26,458 --> 00:02:27,458 ♪ OZKER ♪ 73 00:02:27,458 --> 00:02:28,748 ♪ HERE HE COMES ♪ 74 00:02:28,750 --> 00:02:29,580 ♪ KING OZKER ♪ 75 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,583 ♪ GATHER 'ROUND AND SEE ♪ 76 00:02:31,583 --> 00:02:34,133 ♪ NEW KID IN THE OLD SCHOOL, YES! ♪ 77 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:36,375 ♪ FROM THE ROYAL GENE POOL ♪ 78 00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:40,575 ♪ HE'S A ONE MAN MUSIC VIDEO ♪ 79 00:02:40,583 --> 00:02:41,833 ♪ OZKER ♪ 80 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:43,503 ♪ HOW DID HE GET SO CHIC? ♪ 81 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:45,880 ♪ MARVEL AT HIS MYSTIQUE ♪ 82 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:50,415 ♪ GATHER, GO, GO, HE'S MAGNIFICO ♪ 83 00:02:50,416 --> 00:02:51,576 ♪ OZKER ♪ 84 00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:53,003 ♪ WHO'S THAT KID? ♪ 85 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:53,880 ♪ HIS NAME IS OZKER ♪ 86 00:02:53,875 --> 00:02:55,705 ♪ WHAT'S THAT NAME? ♪ 87 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:56,708 ♪ IT'S OZKER ♪ 88 00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:58,128 ♪ HERE HE COMES ♪ 89 00:02:58,125 --> 00:02:58,875 ♪ KING OZKER ♪ 90 00:02:58,875 --> 00:03:00,955 ♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR ♪ 91 00:03:00,958 --> 00:03:03,628 ♪ OZKER ♪ 92 00:03:03,625 --> 00:03:05,575 ZOOM-ZAM. 93 00:03:05,583 --> 00:03:07,293 HELLO, EMPEROR OZKER. 94 00:03:07,291 --> 00:03:09,211 I'M KRONK, THE WELCOMING COMMITTEE. 95 00:03:09,208 --> 00:03:10,458 I'LL BE YOUR ACADEMY BUDDY, 96 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:11,998 SHOW YOU AROUND THE CAMPUS AND WHATNOT. 97 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,460 THANKS, KRONK. WHEN CAN I MEET EMPEROR KUZCO? 98 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:16,418 COOL YOUR JETS, PAL. 99 00:03:16,416 --> 00:03:17,456 WE GOT A LOT OF GROUND TO COVER. 100 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:18,998 MAYBE LATER, IF YOU'RE GOOD, 101 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,250 YOU CAN TRY A LITTLE SOLO CAMPUS WALK, 102 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:22,630 BUT FOR NOW STICK WITH ME. 103 00:03:22,625 --> 00:03:25,415 NOW, THIS IS WHAT WE IN THE KINGDOM CALL 104 00:03:25,416 --> 00:03:27,076 A HALLWAY. 105 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:29,003 OR A CORRIDOR. 106 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,580 AH...WOW. 107 00:03:31,583 --> 00:03:32,713 KUZCO, YOU JUST MISSED IT. 108 00:03:32,708 --> 00:03:34,998 THERE'S A NEW KID. HE'S AN EMPEROR, LIKE YOU. 109 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,130 HIS NAME'S OZKER-- EMPEROR OZKER-- 110 00:03:37,125 --> 00:03:39,205 FROM THE FARAWAY KINGDOM OF THE SEVEN HILLS. 111 00:03:39,208 --> 00:03:41,958 NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT A NEW EMPEROR. 112 00:03:41,958 --> 00:03:43,248 THERE WAS A BIG SONG NUMBER, 113 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:45,420 KIND OF LIKE YOURS-- IT WAS GREAT. 114 00:03:45,416 --> 00:03:47,706 EW, SINGING? THIS EARLY? 115 00:03:47,708 --> 00:03:49,168 IT'S NEARLY LUNCHTIME. 116 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:50,876 STILL, SEEMS TACKY. 117 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:52,995 HE WAS REAL EXCITED TO MEET YOU. 118 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,250 TACKY... YET WITH GREAT TASTE. 119 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:59,130 VERY WELL. SHOW ME THIS SO-CALLED NEW KID. 120 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:01,875 WOW! EMPEROR KUZCO, IN PERSON! 121 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:05,995 CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH? I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN. 122 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,080 EH-HEH... 123 00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:10,833 WELL, OZKER, IF YOU WERE REALLY A FAN, 124 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:13,583 YOU'D KNOW...COME HERE. 125 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:15,583 NO, CLOSER. 126 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:18,883 NO SITTY IN MY SEATY! 127 00:04:18,875 --> 00:04:22,955 EXCUSE US. STUDENT CONFERENCE. 128 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:23,998 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 129 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,380 HE'S NEW AND RIGHT OFF 130 00:04:25,375 --> 00:04:26,875 YOU SCREAM IN HIS FACE? 131 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:29,245 HEY, I DON'T LIKE THAT WEIRD FAN-BOY THING. 132 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:32,000 IT'S, YOU KNOW, LIKE THE WAY A VINE GROWS. 133 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,500 ALL CURLY AND OVER STUFF. 134 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:36,000 YOU MEAN, CREEPY? 135 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 YEAH, CREEPY. 136 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,080 I THINK HE'S UP TO SOMETHING SINISTER. 137 00:04:39,083 --> 00:04:40,583 LIKE... 138 00:04:40,583 --> 00:04:44,173 OR MAYBE... 139 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:45,416 OR EVEN... 140 00:04:45,416 --> 00:04:48,826 [JIG PLAYS] 141 00:04:48,833 --> 00:04:51,883 YEAH, UM, I DON'T GET THE LAST ONE. 142 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,075 I RAN OUT OF IDEAS. 143 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:54,963 I GUESS IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE, DOESN'T IT? 144 00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:57,078 SOMEONE ACTUALLY BELIEVES YOU'RE AS COOL 145 00:04:57,083 --> 00:04:58,133 AS YOU THINK YOU ARE, 146 00:04:58,125 --> 00:05:00,285 SO THEY MUST BE UP TO SOMETHING EVIL. 147 00:05:00,291 --> 00:05:02,171 I DIDN'T SAY EVIL, I SAID SINISTER. 148 00:05:02,166 --> 00:05:05,576 I'M TELLING YOU, THAT NEW KID IS UP TO SOMETHING. 149 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:09,173 AND I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT. 150 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:11,458 WHERE'S HE GOING? 151 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:15,078 HEY, THAT'S MY LOCKER. 152 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:17,213 AND THAT'S MY DESK. 153 00:05:17,208 --> 00:05:20,128 AND WHY IS HE LOOKING AT MY STATUE OF ME? 154 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:23,125 WHAT'S HE UP TO? HMM... 155 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:27,753 OH, NOW IT MAKES SENSE. 156 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:31,880 AMZY, YZMA...I CAN PRACTICALLY SEE 157 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:33,575 HER EVIL PLAN UNFOLDING. 158 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:37,503 I KNOW. FIRST, I'LL TURN KUZCO INTO A KUMQUAT. 159 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:40,000 THEN, I'LL LET HIM ROT IN THE HOT SUN 160 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,330 'TIL HE'S COVERED WITH FLIES. 161 00:05:41,333 --> 00:05:43,463 THEN, I'LL TURN MYSELF INTO A SPIDER 162 00:05:43,458 --> 00:05:44,878 AND I'LL EAT THE FLIES. 163 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:46,075 IT'S BRILLIANT! 164 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:48,753 OR I'LL JUST TURN MYSELF INTO A NEW STUDENT, 165 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,210 A STUDENT WHO'S ALREADY AN EMPEROR, 166 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:51,878 I'LL ASK KUZCO FOR AN AUTOGRAPH, 167 00:05:51,875 --> 00:05:53,955 THEN I'LL SQUASH HIM WITH A HAMMER 168 00:05:53,958 --> 00:05:56,498 AND TAKE OVER THE KINGDOM! 169 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,080 HA HA HA! 170 00:05:58,083 --> 00:05:59,883 [COUGHING AND GAGGING] 171 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:01,245 HOW DOES SHE DO THAT? 172 00:06:01,250 --> 00:06:04,460 WOW...KIND OF GRIM FOR A FAMILY SHOW. 173 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:07,578 OK, SO MAYBE THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE'S UP TO. 174 00:06:07,583 --> 00:06:11,333 BUT OZKER IS DEFINITELY AMZY IN DISGUISE. 175 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:14,003 AND WHATEVER THE SINISTER PLAN IS, 176 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,130 IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! 177 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:18,875 AHA! 178 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:20,625 KUZCO, MY BOY. 179 00:06:20,625 --> 00:06:21,705 COME IN. 180 00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:25,458 YOUR LITTLE PRETEND-TO-BE NEW KID SCHEME 181 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:27,128 IS DOWN THE DRAIN. 182 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:28,495 I'M ON TO YOU, YZMA. 183 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:32,580 I ASSURE YOU, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 184 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:35,583 I'M AMZY, PRINCIPAL AMZY. 185 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:38,253 YEAH, AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE 186 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:39,500 AN ALLIGATOR LIKE YZMA'S? 187 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:40,830 [SNORING] 188 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,963 NO, I DON'T. 189 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,630 YOUR LITTLE DISGUISES DON'T FOOL ME. 190 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,245 YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING! 191 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:51,710 I MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT, 192 00:06:51,708 --> 00:06:53,998 BUT I KNOW IT'S SOMETHING. 193 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:59,170 [Loudspeaker] ATTENTION, KUZCO ACADEMY YEARBOOK PHOTOS 194 00:06:59,166 --> 00:07:00,456 WILL BE TAKEN TODAY 195 00:07:00,458 --> 00:07:02,288 IN THE CAFETERIA. 196 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:03,381 [CLEARS THROAT] 197 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:04,325 THAT IS ALL. 198 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:07,003 AHA! THE FINAL PIECE OF THE PUZZLE. 199 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,080 YEARBOOK PICTURES. 200 00:07:08,083 --> 00:07:09,583 YOU EVIL GENIUS. 201 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:14,083 YOU MEAN TO... DO SOMETHING. 202 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:15,083 SINISTERY... 203 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:19,713 TO MY YEARBOOK PICTURE. 204 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,210 YZMA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YEARBOOK PHOTOS. 205 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:29,418 AND EVEN IF SHE DID, 206 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:32,126 WHY TURN HERSELF INTO AN OZKER? 207 00:07:32,125 --> 00:07:33,325 TO MESS WITH MY HEAD. 208 00:07:33,333 --> 00:07:35,173 YOUR HEAD'S MESSED UP ENOUGH. 209 00:07:35,166 --> 00:07:37,706 OZKER'S A NICE KID WHO THINKS YOU'RE GREAT. 210 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,288 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT? 211 00:07:39,291 --> 00:07:43,081 WELL, MR. NICE WALKED RIGHT INTO AMZY'S OFFICE-- 212 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:45,253 OZKER, AMZY, AMZY, YZMA. 213 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:46,170 OZKER, AMZY, YZMA. 214 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:48,456 NEW STUDENT VISITS PRINCIPAL? 215 00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:50,208 THAT'S NOT SINISTER. 216 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:51,578 BUT HE NEVER CAME OUT. 217 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:55,003 CONGRATS ON YOUR FIRST SOLO WALK AROUND CAMPUS, OZKER. 218 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,210 FIND EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 219 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:58,828 YEP. I EVEN STOPPED BY PRINCIPAL AMZY'S OFFICE. 220 00:07:58,833 --> 00:08:01,083 DID YOU KNOW HER OFFICE HAS A BACK EXIT? 221 00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:02,133 THERE'S A ROLLERCOASTER 222 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:03,955 AND A SECRET LAB OR SOMETHING. 223 00:08:03,958 --> 00:08:07,578 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT-- 224 00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:09,213 MYSTERY SOLVED. 225 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:11,248 NO, HE'S YZMA! 226 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,710 I MEAN, SHE'S OZKER. 227 00:08:12,708 --> 00:08:15,128 I MEAN, SHE'S YZMA AND HE'S OZKER. 228 00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:16,825 THEY'RE BOTH EACH OTHER! 229 00:08:16,833 --> 00:08:18,423 SORRY, KUZCO. 230 00:08:18,416 --> 00:08:19,456 I JUST DON'T SEE IT. 231 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:21,998 OH, YOU'LL SEE IT, MALINA. 232 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,750 SOON, ALL OF YOU WILL SEE IT. 233 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:28,210 OK, STEP UP ONE AT A TIME, 234 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,208 SMILE, AND GET OUT. 235 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:31,288 I HAVE WORK TO DO. 236 00:08:31,291 --> 00:08:34,081 700 LUNCHES DON'T COOK THEMSELVES. 237 00:08:34,083 --> 00:08:37,383 ALL RIGHT, ACADEMY BUDDY, YEARBOOK PICTURE. 238 00:08:37,375 --> 00:08:38,705 LOTS AT STAKE. 239 00:08:38,708 --> 00:08:40,708 DON'T BLINK, DON'T LET ANYTHING HANG OUT YOUR NOSE. 240 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:41,958 ONCE THAT PICTURE IS SNAPPED, 241 00:08:41,958 --> 00:08:45,578 IT'S THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE... 242 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:47,003 FOREVER! 243 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,710 UGH... 244 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:53,131 I KNOW I'LL REGRET ASKING THIS, 245 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,245 BUT WHAT'S WITH THE ROPE? 246 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:56,290 OH, JUST PART OF AN INCREDIBLY CLEVER PLAN 247 00:08:56,291 --> 00:08:59,171 THAT I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL THE SURPRISE OF. 248 00:08:59,166 --> 00:09:00,826 REALLY CLEVER. 249 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:02,083 OK. 250 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:05,173 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL SPOIL THE SURPRISE. 251 00:09:05,166 --> 00:09:06,876 LOOKY-LOOK. 252 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:14,206 I DON'T SUPPOSE THAT'S AN INNOCENT WASHTUB 253 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:15,458 CHOCK FULL OF FUN CONFETTI. 254 00:09:15,458 --> 00:09:18,288 NO. UH-UH. IT'S FULL OF A SPECIAL, EXTRA-LOUSY 255 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,881 BARGAIN-BRAND DETERGENT. 256 00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:20,825 WHEN I PULL THIS ROPE, 257 00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:22,083 IT'LL SPILL OUT AND DISINTEGRATE 258 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,833 A CERTAIN SOMEONE'S PHONY NEW-KID DISGUISE. 259 00:09:24,833 --> 00:09:25,963 AND THEN EVERYONE WILL SEE 260 00:09:25,958 --> 00:09:29,288 THAT A CERTAIN SOMEONE IS REALLY AMZY-YZMA. 261 00:09:29,291 --> 00:09:32,751 OZKER IS NOT AMZY OR YZMA. 262 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:34,000 SURE, HE IS. 263 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,250 THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER SEE THEM AT THE SAME TIME. 264 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:38,170 I DO. 265 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,330 YEARBOOK PHOTOS, HUH? 266 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:44,003 ALWAYS ON THE DAY MY HAIR LOOKS STUPID. 267 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:46,745 B-B-THEN... 268 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:47,580 WHO IS OZKER? 269 00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:49,583 LET ME TELL YOU AGAIN, 270 00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:52,173 AND MAYBE THIS TIME YOU'LL ACTUALLY LISTEN. 271 00:09:52,166 --> 00:09:54,126 OZKER IS THE SINGLE PERSON ON THE PLANET 272 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:57,825 WHO THINKS YOU'RE EVEN GREATER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE. 273 00:09:57,833 --> 00:09:59,293 WELL, BUT-- 274 00:09:59,291 --> 00:10:01,331 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT... 275 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,213 AT ALL. 276 00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:05,208 OH, I FEEL ALL YUCKETY INSIDE. 277 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,418 YEAH, THAT'S CALLED GUILT, KUZCO. 278 00:10:07,416 --> 00:10:10,206 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING AWFUL 279 00:10:10,208 --> 00:10:12,168 TO A TOTALLY INNOCENT PERSON. 280 00:10:12,166 --> 00:10:14,576 HERE. LET GO OF THE ROPE. 281 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:18,003 HEY... YUCKETY FEELING WENT BYE-BYE. 282 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,250 NOW, TAKE THE ROPE AGAIN. 283 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:21,960 OOH, YUCKETY-- NO LIKE YUCKETY. 284 00:10:21,958 --> 00:10:25,328 GOOD. I AM PROUD OF YOU. 285 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:30,830 OH, OH! MORE ROPE FOR HERBIE THE ROPE BALL. 286 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,003 NO, KRONK, DON'T! 287 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,420 TOO LATE. 288 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:48,826 [PHOTO SNAPS] 289 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:53,375 HOLA, BOOM-BAM, AND BOO-YA. 290 00:10:53,375 --> 00:10:55,995 FROM ONE EMPEROR TO ANOTHER, KUZCO. 291 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:00,830 OH, THANKS! BUT I'M NOT REALLY AN EMPEROR. 292 00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:01,633 WHAT? 293 00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:03,825 I'M SORRY! IT'S A NEW SCHOOL, 294 00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:04,713 AND I WAS SCARED. 295 00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:05,828 YOU'RE AN EMPEROR, 296 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,173 I THOUGHT I'D HAVE TO BE AN EMPEROR, TOO, 297 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,376 JUST TO FIT IN. 298 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:10,245 EVERYONE HERE'S SO NICE. 299 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:12,000 I CAN JUST BE MYSELF. 300 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,170 UH-HUH. 301 00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:15,286 AND YOURSELF WOULD BE? 302 00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:19,711 A FULL VARSITY DECATHLON CHAMP. 303 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:35,583 AH! AH! AH! 304 00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,286 GREAT... 305 00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:41,631 [Kronk] COME BACK, HERBIE THE ROPE BALL! 306 00:11:51,875 --> 00:11:53,125 KUZCO ACADEMY-- 307 00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:55,995 SCHOOL FOR BOTH PEASANTS AND EMPERORS ALIKE. 308 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,580 WHERE SCRUMPTIOUS LUNCHES ARE SERVED 309 00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,463 BY A WORLD-CLASS KITCHEN CREW. 310 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:04,128 WHERE PLAYTIME IS FUNTIME IN THE SUNTIME. 311 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:08,455 KUZCO ACADEMY-- ALSO KNOWN AS KUZCATRAZ. 312 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:09,628 IT'S LIKE A PRISON. 313 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:11,955 NO JOKE, THERE ARE RULES AGAINST EVERYTHING. 314 00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:13,498 NO EATING IN CLASS, 315 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,290 NO MUSIC IN CLASS, 316 00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:17,631 NO HOT TUBS IN CLASS. 317 00:12:17,625 --> 00:12:18,455 I'VE HAD IT! 318 00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:20,248 IF ONE MORE PERSON TELLS ME 319 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,960 WHAT I CAN'T DO, 320 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:22,998 I'LL FLIP OUT! 321 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,460 KUZCO, NO FLIPPING OUT! 322 00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:28,878 THAT'S IT. THE OFFICIAL RULES OF KUZCO ACADEMY. 323 00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:30,875 THAT'S HOW TO GET RID OF KUZCO. 324 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,495 IF A STUDENT VIOLATES ACADEMY RULE 3 TIMES, 325 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,710 THEY WILL BE EXPELLED. 326 00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:37,328 THIS IS PERFECT, PERFECT, PERFECT. 327 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:39,423 AND YOU ARE GOING TO HELP, KRONK, 328 00:12:39,416 --> 00:12:43,576 BY BECOMING... A HALL MONITOR! 329 00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:48,455 WOW! ME, HALL MONITOR? 330 00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:50,168 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 331 00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:51,496 YZMA WILL BE SO PROUD. 332 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,880 DON'T BREATHE A WORD OF THIS. I WANT TO SURPRISE HER. 333 00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:58,075 FINE, FINE. NOW, GO TICKET KUZCO 3 TIMES. 334 00:12:58,083 --> 00:12:59,883 THEN EXPEL HIM! 335 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:04,251 BUT FIRST... 336 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,880 FIX ME SOME PAPAYA PIZZA BITES. 337 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,995 GOT YA. 338 00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,128 WITH MUSTARD? 339 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,285 HMM...YES, BUT NOT YELLOW. 340 00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:15,211 THAT OTHER STUFF. 341 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:17,628 DIJON. YOU GOT IT. 342 00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:21,575 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 343 00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:24,706 WHOA, CITIZEN. HALT! 344 00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:28,328 YOU'RE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF A KUZCO ACADEMY RULE. 345 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:29,383 AHEM. 346 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,955 NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO STAND, WALK, RUN, 347 00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:33,288 SKIP, SHUFFLE, OR TAP DANCE 348 00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:36,751 ON THE EMPEROR KUZCO MOSAIC TILE FLOOR. 349 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,460 SORRY, PAL. GONNA HAVE TO TICKET YOU. 350 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:41,578 THAT'S ONE. 351 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,003 NICE HAT. 352 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,630 THANKS. PRINCIPAL AMZY MADE ME OFFICIAL HALL MONITOR. 353 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:46,575 NOT BAD, HUH? 354 00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:47,883 THE PONCHO'S A LITTLE LAST YEAR, 355 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:49,995 BUT I'M THINKING MAYBE WEAR IT BELTED, 356 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,880 LITTLE SLIMMER IN THE HIP AREA. 357 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:52,745 I WANT A HAT. 358 00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,250 NO CAN DO, BUDDY. 359 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,250 IT COMES WITH THE JOB. 360 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:56,750 ANYBODY BREAKS AN ACADEMY RULE, 361 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:57,710 I GOT TO TICKET THEM. 362 00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:59,958 OH, THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS. 363 00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:00,878 EXACTLY. 364 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:02,325 THEN YOU SHOULD GET TICKETED, TOO, 365 00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:07,463 FOR STANDING ON THE EMPEROR KUZCO MOSAIC TILE FLOOR. 366 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:11,463 RULES ARE RULES. 367 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:14,288 WELL, THAT'S ONE FOR ME. 368 00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:18,001 UH, KRONK, YOU'RE STILL STANDING ON IT. 369 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,830 UGH... 370 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:20,713 THAT'S TWO. 371 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:24,458 UGH! I'M STILL STANDING ON IT! 372 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:25,418 THAT'S THREE. 373 00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:26,286 UH-OH... 374 00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:27,711 THREE TICKETS. 375 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,328 AUTOMATIC EXPULSION. 376 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:30,253 SIMMER DOWN, BIG GUY. 377 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:32,330 NO ONE SAW YOU BREAK THE RULES... 378 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,293 EXCEPT FOR ME, 379 00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,001 AND I'M NOT A HALL MONITOR. 380 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,210 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, 381 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,378 BLACKMAIL ME? 382 00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:40,705 MAKE ME YOUR PERSONAL PRIVATE POLICE PUPPET? 383 00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:43,418 ONLY ENFORCE THE RULES YOU LIKE? 384 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,496 OR WORSE, I GOT TO RUN AROUND, 385 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,880 ENFORCING A WHOLE BUNCH OF WACKY NEW RULES 386 00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,455 YOU JUST MAKE UP OUT OF THIN AIR. 387 00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,168 LISTEN UP, PEOPLE. 388 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:52,246 I'M HALL MONITOR KRONK, 389 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,000 AMD I'VE GOT SOME NEW RULES. 390 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,880 EATING IN CLASS IS NO LONGER A NO-NO. 391 00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:59,955 MUSIC ALL DAY LONG IS NOW A GO-GO. 392 00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:02,878 RULES AGAINST HOT TUBS, NO MO'. 393 00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:04,415 THESE RULES ARE LOCO. 394 00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:06,326 KRONK, BESIDES THE LITTLE RHYMING THING, 395 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,583 THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT THESE RULES. 396 00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:11,083 NAW, I'M SURE THERE'S FUNNIER ONES. 397 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,333 GO AHEAD, READ THEM, KRONK. 398 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:15,293 [STUDENTS GROAN] 399 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:16,461 FIRST, NO GROANING. 400 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,878 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 401 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,245 NO BADMOUTHING THE NEW RULES. 402 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,210 BUT-- 403 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,078 NO BUTS. 404 00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:24,083 ALSO, NO ITCHING OR SCRATCHING. 405 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:26,753 NO SNICKERING, GIGGLING, LAUGHING, CHUCKLING, 406 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,250 CHORTLING, AND/OR TITTERING. 407 00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:30,460 NO MORE HA HAs, HEY HEYs, HO HOs, 408 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:31,498 TEE-HEEs, OR YUCK-YUCKs. 409 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,250 UNLESS KUZCO MAKES A JOKE. 410 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:36,580 AND FINALLY, THERE'S THE NEW NO-TOUCHY RULE 411 00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:37,583 WITH ONE EXCEPTION-- 412 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:39,293 MALINA CAN TOUCH KUZCO AT ANY TIME. 413 00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:42,001 KRONK, THESE RULES DON'T SOUND LIKE YOU AT ALL. 414 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,750 IT'S LIKE THEY WERE MADE UP OUT OF THIN AIR 415 00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:46,000 BY SOMEONE WHO'S POMPOUS, FULL OF THEMSELF, 416 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,170 AND ENLISTING HIS EMPEROR POWERS. 417 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:49,286 REMIND YOU OF ANYONE? 418 00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:51,961 YEAH, STARTS WITH K AND ENDS WITH AN UZCO. 419 00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,208 UH-OH...I DON'T KNOW. 420 00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:55,878 IT'S LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS, 421 00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:57,955 WHEN I WAS FULL-ON EMPEROR, 422 00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:58,878 ONLY BETTER, 423 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,955 BECAUSE NOW, NO ONE KNOWS IT'S ME 424 00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:02,418 MAKING ALL THE RULES. 425 00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:04,876 AND THAT'S BETTER...HOW? 426 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,455 I GET TO BE A CONTROL FREAK. 427 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:07,958 BUT EVERYONE STILL LOVES ME. 428 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,458 BUT NOBODY LOVES ME. 429 00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:12,498 THEY THINK I'M THE FREAKY CONTROLLER FREAK THING YOU SAID. 430 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,210 I KNOW. AREN'T PEOPLE FUNNY? 431 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:17,578 I GUESS, BUT NO ONE'S FOLLOWING YOUR NEW RULES ANYWAY. 432 00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:18,713 WHAT? 433 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,078 I CAUGHT KUKA, KUKZY, AND KURY SNICKERING, 434 00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:21,423 SO I GAVE THEM A TICKET, 435 00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:22,876 BUT THEY KEPT ON SNICKERING... 436 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:23,995 AT ME! 437 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,330 WHEN I TOLD MR. MOLEGUACO NO BEING SHORT, 438 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,423 HE THREATENED ME WITH DETENTION. 439 00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:30,706 WELL, IF YOU CAN'T ENFORCE MY RULES, 440 00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:32,208 I GUESS OUR DEAL'S OFF. 441 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:36,628 I'LL JUST HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR THREE TICKETS. 442 00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,575 OH, COME ON. WHAT MORE CAN I DO? 443 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,833 DUMP THEM ALL IN THE DUNGEON? 444 00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:47,416 FRANKLY, THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL. 445 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:57,576 AH, MY OLD FRIENDS, SOON WE'LL BE TOGETHER. 446 00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,253 IN PERSON INPERSAFIGALIA. 447 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,880 KRONK, TELL ME KUZCO HAS BEEN EXPELLED. 448 00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:04,825 WHAT IS THIS? 449 00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:06,003 YOU GOT A TICKET. 450 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,960 IT'S NOW ILLEGAL TO BE UGLY BEYOND ALL BELIEF. 451 00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:13,168 ALSO, DINOSAURS ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO ROAM THE EARTH. 452 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,826 I'M NO DINOSAUR. 453 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:15,713 THAT'S ONE OPINION. 454 00:17:15,708 --> 00:17:16,958 YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. 455 00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:19,878 BLAME PRINCIPAL AMZY. SHE MADE ME HALL MONITOR. 456 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:20,955 BUT, KRONK, I'M-- 457 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,708 I KNOW, YOU'RE INNOCENT. YOU WERE FRAMED. 458 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:27,288 TELL IT TO THE JUDGE, LADY. I'M JUST DOING MY JOB. 459 00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:28,421 MY JOB... 460 00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:32,876 OF CONTROL-FREAK, RULE-OBSESSED MONSTER. 461 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,375 HEY, KRONETY-KRONK-KRONK. 462 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,495 DID YOU ARREST YZMA? 463 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,630 WELL, NOT EXACTLY. 464 00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:38,705 SHE ONLY DID TWO THINGS 465 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:39,878 THAT WERE AGAINST THE RULES. 466 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,745 KRONK, WE'VE ALREADY GONE OVER THIS. 467 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,330 THREE IS THE MAGIC NUMBER. 468 00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:45,463 I KNOW. 469 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,998 BUT IF YOU KEEP HAVING ME DUNGEON PEOPLE, 470 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,290 YOU'LL END UP EMPEROR OF NOTHING! 471 00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:52,631 JUST LIKE THAT GUY... IN THAT STORY... 472 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:57,075 WHO ENDED UP EMPEROR OF NOTHING. 473 00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,713 THANKS FOR THAT. I'LL LOG THAT ONE AWAY. 474 00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:03,078 NOW GO BACK TO YZMA AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE SHE DID WRONG. 475 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,003 LIKE WHAT? 476 00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:07,293 WELL? 477 00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:09,711 IT'S AGAINST THE RULES TO SAY WELL. 478 00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:12,208 BUT...KRONK! 479 00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,828 EXCELLENT WORK, KRONK. 480 00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,173 AIN'T RULING A BLAST? 481 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,076 YEAH, A BLAST. 482 00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:22,463 NO BEING A KINDLY FATHER FIGURE. 483 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:23,458 NO LLAMA-HERDING. 484 00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:24,498 NO BEING A PEASANT. 485 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,710 NO BEING A KINDLY MOTHER FIGURE. 486 00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:27,578 NO HOUSEKEEPING. 487 00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:29,383 NO BEING THE WIFE OF A PEASANT. 488 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,415 NO BEING SMALL, BEING ENERGETIC, 489 00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:33,456 OR BEING THE KIDS OF A PEASANT. 490 00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:34,578 NO CHECKER-PLAYING. 491 00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:35,583 NO BAD JOKES. 492 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,463 NO LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN BAD JOKES. 493 00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:39,078 NO LOOKING LIKE EACH OTHER. 494 00:18:39,083 --> 00:18:40,173 NO EATING HAY. 495 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,326 NO RECORD-KEEPING. 496 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,713 NO EXERCISE. 497 00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:43,828 NO WIND CHIMES. 498 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:47,503 NO BEING HOTTIE-HOT-HOTTIE. 499 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,290 BOOM BAM, BABY. 500 00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:51,881 WAIT, AM I SEEING RIGHT? 501 00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:53,995 DIDN'T THIS PLACE USED TO BE MORE... 502 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,880 COLORFUL? 503 00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,415 YEAH, BUT YOU MADE ME DUNGEON 504 00:18:56,416 --> 00:18:59,376 THE BACKGROUND PAINTERS, TOO. 505 00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:04,575 OH, YEAH. BEING A BEHIND-THE-SCENES MASTERMIND 506 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:05,583 IS A LOT OF WORK. 507 00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:06,713 AND THAT MAKES ME 508 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:08,578 ONE HUNGRY KING OF THE WORLD. 509 00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,133 SO, BE A GOOD KRONK 510 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:11,875 AND FETCH ME SOMETHING TO EAT. 511 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,205 CAFETERIA'S CLOSED. 512 00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:15,248 MATA'S IN THE DUNGEON, REMEMBER? 513 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:19,080 RIGHT. FOR MAKING SQUID GOULASH, 514 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,003 FOR TALKING TOO SLOW, 515 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,500 AND FOR USING DINER SLANG 516 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:22,880 THAT EVEN SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. 517 00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,455 GO BOAT TWEENY UP AND OVER 518 00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:27,168 WITH A SPINNER FOR THE BEST BOY. 519 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,576 STAT. 520 00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:32,578 TECHNICALLY, I COULD WHIP SOMETHING UP, 521 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:33,463 BUT I HAVE NO APPETITE. 522 00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:34,748 EVERYONE THINKS I'M A MONSTER. 523 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,630 MALINA THINKS I'M A MONSTER. 524 00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:39,415 BUT IT'S REALLY YOU. 525 00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:40,456 YOU'RE THE MONSTER. 526 00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:43,578 HMM... PIZZA OR BURGER, BURGER OR PIZZA? 527 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,003 THAT'S IT! I'M THROUGH! 528 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 OOH, I KNOW-- ICE CREAM. 529 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,960 WAIT, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 530 00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:52,828 YEAH. I QUIT! 531 00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:58,881 HMM...WHO NEEDS HIM? 532 00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:03,705 ♪ LA LA LA DEE DEE ♪ 533 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:07,498 ♪ I'VE GOT THE PLACE ALL TO ME ♪ 534 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,880 ♪ ME ME ME ME ME ♪ 535 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,125 ♪ YES, I DULY RULE ♪ 536 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:14,455 ♪ AND I RUN THE SCHOOL ♪ 537 00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:18,958 ♪ LA LA LA DEE DEE ♪ 538 00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:23,168 ♪ I'VE GOT MORE ROOM FOR... ♪ 539 00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:25,706 ♪ ME ♪ 540 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:30,003 HEY, WHERE'S THE BUG AND MONKEY? 541 00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:35,166 OH, RIGHT...DUNGEON. 542 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:37,746 SEE, JUST LIKE KRONK SAID WOULD HAPPEN-- 543 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:39,420 YOU'RE THE EMPEROR OF NOTHING. 544 00:20:39,416 --> 00:20:40,456 WAY TO GO. 545 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,458 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, BOY. YOU GOT POWER. 546 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,748 THAT'S NOT NOTHING. 547 00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:44,710 POWER OVER WHAT? 548 00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:47,958 HA! AN EMPTY SCHOOL, AN EMPTY LIFE. 549 00:20:47,958 --> 00:20:48,958 BIG WHOOPITY, SO WHAT? 550 00:20:48,958 --> 00:20:51,078 YOUR BACKGROUNDS AREN'T EVEN PAINTED. 551 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,173 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 552 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,126 YOU'RE A STUPID FLOATING DOUGHNUT HEAD. 553 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,575 THAT'S A HALO! 554 00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,383 HMM... 555 00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:59,825 MAYBE I MADE A MISTAKE. 556 00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:01,713 MAKING UP KOO-KOO KUZCO RULES-- 557 00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:02,878 THAT'S ONE. 558 00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:04,875 BLACKMAILING THE KRONKMEISTER-- THAT'S TWO. 559 00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:08,455 AND NOT BEING ABLE TO THINK OF A THIRD ONE-- 560 00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,418 THAT'S THREE. 561 00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:12,456 BYE-BYE. 562 00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:15,708 KUZCO? 563 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:16,998 HEY, EVERYBODY. 564 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,170 WOW, THE RULES UP THERE ARE A LITTLE WEIRD, HUH? 565 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:21,826 YEAH, BUT YOU MADE THEM. 566 00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:22,713 LET HIM FINISH. 567 00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:24,828 WELL, WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THEM 568 00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:26,293 NEEDS TO DO SOME HARD THINKING 569 00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:28,581 ABOUT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE AN EMPEROR. 570 00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:29,463 YOU MEAN, YOU. 571 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,168 NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT ME. 572 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,956 I DON'T WANT TO SOUND ALL MOLEGUACO ABOUT IT, 573 00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:36,748 BUT I AM GOING TO BE EMPEROR 574 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,420 AGAIN, EVENTUALLY, SO... 575 00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:40,706 I GUESS IT COULDN'T HURT TO PUT A LITTLE THOUGHT IN THAT AREA. 576 00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:41,828 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 577 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,383 THOSE NEW RULES DID SOME GOOD AFTER ALL. 578 00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:45,455 EXCUSE ME, BOYS, 579 00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:46,878 IF YOU'RE DONE WITH THE HEART-TO-HEART, 580 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,745 WHERE'S THE KEY? 581 00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:49,500 PONCHO POCKET, LEFT-HAND SIDE. 582 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,710 NO PROBLEMO. I'LL GET IT. 583 00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:56,628 [STRAINING] 584 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:03,458 OK, LISTEN UP TO OLD KRONK HERE. 585 00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,578 I'VE GOT ONE LAST NEW RULE TO ANNOUNCE. 586 00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:07,963 IT'S THE NO MORE MAKING NEW RULES RULE. 587 00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:11,458 IT'S NAME IS PRETTY SELF-EXPLANATORY. 588 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:12,578 NO NEW RULES. 589 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,883 THERE, THAT OUGHT TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM. 590 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,705 WAIT A MINUTE. NO NEW RULES, 591 00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:18,998 BUT THAT'S A NEW RULE. 592 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,460 IT CANCELS ITSELF OUT. 593 00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:22,828 OR DOES IT? 594 00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:23,753 I DON'T KNOW. 595 00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:25,000 MY HEAD HURTS. I NEED A NAP. 596 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,630 KRONK OUT.